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6+ YEARS (AND COUNTING) OF THOUGHTS, FEELINGS, OVERHEARD PHRASES, QUOTES, PROFOUND THINGS, SILLY THINGS, IDEAS FOR PROJECTS AND NICE SOUNDING SENTANCES, ALL TOO GOOD TO NOT KEEP HOLD OF…..
‘HIGH AS HOPE’
‘OUR LIVES ARE DATA’
‘IS THERE LIFE AFTER YOUTH’
‘IT’S ALL TOO BEAUTIFUL’
‘LET’S FREAK OUT TOGETHER’
‘THANK YOURSELF FOR DISTRACTIONS’
‘YOU ARE THE TRAFFIC’
‘EBAY THERAPIST’
‘CAPITALISE KINDNESS’
‘NOTHING IS NICHE’
‘SUBURBAN TANGO’
‘EVERY THOUGHT HAS BEEN THUNK’
‘THERE’S ALWAYS MORE TOOTHPASTE IN THE TUBE’
‘I FALL IN LOVE 6.5 TIMES A DAY’
‘THE BEST THING GOD DID WAS INVENT HANGOVERS’
‘ARE YOU ALL HUMAN OR JUST A BIT HUMAN’
‘OUR HEADS ARE ROUND SO OUR THOUGHTS CAN CHANGE DIRECTION’
‘TRUTH IS LIKE POERTY AND MOST PEOPLE FUCKING HATE POETRY’
‘NO FOOD WITH A FACE’
‘LIKE GRIPPING WET SOAP’
‘PAPIER-MACHE MAN’
‘DON’T LET YOUR MIND BULLY YOUR BODY’
‘UNTITLED DOCUMENT’
‘LIFE IS SOUP AND I AM A FORK’
‘YOU HAVE TO BE ODD TO BE NUMBER ONE’
‘HER PERFUME WAS SENDING ME WEST’
‘MORALS’
‘BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE’
‘UNDERPROMISE AND OVER DELIVER’
‘SUNLIGHT IS THE BEST DISINFECTANT’
‘I’D LIKE TO LIVE DIFFERENTTLY’
‘YOU’RE BETTER OFF ON LEGS THAN WHEELS’
‘DRUNK WORDS SPEAK SOBER MINDS’
‘WHO YOU ARE BECOMING IS FAR MORE IMPORTANT THAN WHO YOU’VE BEEN’
‘LISTENING TO MONEY’
‘THE LONELY STONER’
‘NEW HOPE’
‘THE FAT VEGANS’
‘I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE A THIEF WHEN I LEAVE A SHOP AND HAVEN’T BOUGHT ANYTHING’
‘KNICKERBOCKER DOODAH’
‘CLEAVAGE’
‘BOTTLED LOVE’
‘DON’T LET THE BASTARDS GRIND YOU DOWN’
‘ART IS A LIE THAT MAKES US REALISE THE TRUTH’
‘BAD ARTISTS COPY, GOOD ARTISTS STEAL’
‘COMPUTERS ARE USELESS, THEY ONLY GIVE YOU ANSWERS’
‘CONQUERING FREEDOM MEANS CONQUERING SIMPLICITY’
‘ART IS AN EXTENSION OF LIFE AND PART OF LIFE ITSELF’
‘PACK UP THE MOON AND DISMANTLE THE SUN, POOR AWAY THE OCEAN AND SWEEP AWAY THE WOOD’
‘INSTITUTIONALISE HAPPINESS AND WEAPONISE BELONGING’
‘INSANITY IS THE CURE FOR NORMALITY’
‘PLASTICINE DREAMS’
‘BEAUTY DOESN’T COME WITH ‘YES’ OR ‘NO’ TICK BOXES, IT COMES WITH CONFIDENCE’
‘POLYSTYRENE TEA & COFFEE’
‘CHAMPAGNE LIFESTLYE ON A LEMONADE DIET’
‘BAD DREADS ON A WHITE BOY’
‘DETOX FROM SOCIETY’
‘MODERNATIVE’‘YOUR VIBE ATTRACTS YOUR TRIBE’
‘WE CAN’T HELP EVERYONE BUT
EVERYONE CAN HELP SOMEONE’
‘I DON’T HAVE
TIME
MOST OF THE TIME’
‘I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID BUT DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN’
‘THIS IS NOT A TOY’
‘WET TISSUES AND DADDY ISSUES’
‘WATCHING MUSIC IN SILENCE’
‘WHEN YOU WERE OLDER’
‘CATALAN MEASURES’
‘CHRIST IN CONCRETE’
‘DUSTY ROSE’
‘AFTER THOUGHT’
‘VISIBLE FART’
‘TOO OLD TO BE YOUNG’
‘SPIES OF SOCIETY’
‘RECKLESS GENEROSITY’
‘EASTSIDE VODKA’
‘FUNNY FAGS’
‘INFINITE BEAUTY’
‘SHE FEELS NUMB INSIDE FROM ALL THESE SOCIAL PESTICIDES’
‘PLAY WITH THE MATHEMATICS OF NATURE’
‘BEANS ON A WHEELCHAIR’
‘EVERYONE’S A VIP TO SOMEONE’
‘LIFE ADMIN’
‘THOUSANDS OF MILES PER HOUR’
‘CONTRIBUTE TO THE SOUND’
‘THE DAYS ARE GETTING LONGER’
‘JUST WAITING FOR TIME TO PASS’
‘DEDICATED TO THE FEELING OF GOOD’
‘EVERYDAY I LOOK OUT MY WINDOW TO THE WORLD’
‘OUR HEARTS AND OUR BODIES ARE GIVEN TO US ONLY ONCE’
‘PIZZLED’
‘WE ARE BIRDS OF ONE SKY’
‘XTENDED FAMILY’
‘IT WAS LIKE PORN BUT WITHOUT THE SEX’
‘MY INSECURITIES HAVE RUINED SO MANY THINGS’
‘EXPERIMENTAL ILLNESS’
‘THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE BUT FIRST IT WILL PISS YOU OFF’
‘TOXIC TECHNOLOGY’
‘BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE’
‘I CAN MOVE OBJECTS WITH MY MIND IF I USE MY HANDS’
‘I WOULD RATHER SEE THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS THAN THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY SILENCE’
‘THE MAN AND HIS DOG IN THE PUB WITH A PINT’
‘IT’S GOING TO BE A SAD WORLD’
‘I MISS WETHERSPOONS’
‘MIDNIGHT CRISIS’
‘BUBBLES CAN BURST’
‘ART IS LOVE MADE PUBLIC’
‘WE FORGET MORE THAN WE REMEMBER’
‘SO BE A KING OF MEN AND NOT OF GHOSTS’
‘WE ALL HAVE A DESIRE FOR BEAUTY'
‘SQUANDER’
‘PLAY MUSIC ON BUSES’
‘REAL GIRLS HAVE’
‘HOW TO COUNT TO INFINITY’
‘IN MEMORY OF WHEN I CARED’
‘PLEASE BE NAKED’
‘ADDICTED TO UPDATING’
‘THAT’S NOT A DICK IN YOUR ARSE THAT’S A WINE GLASS’
THE PERFORMANCE IS THE ARTIST’
‘20 DEGREES AND CLOUDY’